Four Jewish ladies are playing a game of cards in Miami Beach. The first lady sighs and says, "Oy..."

The second lady nods, sighs, and says, "Oy vey!" The third lady says, "Oy veys meer!"

The fourth lady chimes in: "Enough talk about the children already. Let's get back to the game."

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Saleman

Rachel and Sarah meet one day in Brent Cross shopping center.

“Is it true, Rachel,” asks Sarah, “that your son Benjy has moved out of law?”

“Yes, it’s true,” replies Rachel, “he’s now a salesman in a tailor shop.”

“Mazeltov,” says Sarah, “but a salesman? Is he any good at it?”

Rachel replies, “Is he any good? Why he’s brilliant. Only yesterday a woman comes into his shop to buy a suit to bury her poor late husband in. And guess what my Benjy did?

He talked her into buying an extra pair of trousers.”

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