On circumcision: ' It won't be long now,' said the rabbi as he circumcised the little boy.'
Marriage: 'Q: Why are many Jewish girls still single these days?
A: They have not yet met Dr. Right.'
Jewish telegram: 'Begin worrying. Details to follow.'
On the 23rd Psalm for Jewish princesses: 'The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He leadeth me into Bloomingdale's.'
