“Is it true, Rachel,” asks Sarah, “that your son Benjy has moved out of          law?”
       
        “Yes, it’s true,” replies Rachel, “he’s now a salesman in a tailor          shop.”
       
        “Mazeltov,” says Sarah, “but a salesman?  Is he any good at it?”
       
        Rachel replies, “Is he any good? Why he’s brilliant. Only yesterday a          woman comes into his shop to buy a suit to bury her poor late husband          in. And guess what my Benjy did?
       
        He talked her into buying an extra pair of trousers.”
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